Women's 4s 5 - 1 Wanderers 1s (H)

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This is almost as inefficient as Emily’s shooting technique. So please next time you think about using AI. Reflect. Refrain. And Reject.

Saturday was a very special day.

Special because Maddie sacrificed being on time in the name of bling.

And special because Herbie didn’t get carded.

The game kicked off on Pitch 1, the place where magic is made.

Barely a minute had passed when Emily found the net for the opening goal. After a quick celebration of our amazing “squidge” , things settled into a proper game. Lisa was busy weaving some seriously silky dribbling, which was almost as smooth as her dive into the team talk circle. Style points were awarded, though the judges are still debating if it excused her lateness.

The defence protected the D with their lives. Tackles were won and danger was snuffed out. If anything did slip through, Ava was there to deal with it, making some cracking saves along the way.

Then, in the 40th minute, Sian decided one goal wasn't enough and was quite frankly disappointing, so she got herself on the scoresheet. Still not content with that, she did it again a minute later.

Carole joined the party in the 54th minute with a goal of her own, bagging 1/3rd of a hat trick, a perfectly respectable contribution.

The Wanderers managed to get one back sliding a cheeky ball into the bottom right corner.

Emily became worried, not because of the Wanderers fighting back, but because everyone might forget that she actually scored a goal. So in order to remind everyone that she was a forward, she scored her second of the afternoon.

Then the game concluded, but the celebration continued until way past Stacey’s bedtime.